helila:

wantthepharaohs:

flutiebear:

katiebour:

onehundreddollars:

Someone has been leaking an intimate picture of me in my bathrobe to the church.

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LOLOLOL

I can’t stop laughing.

Crotchety, grumpy, bitter, sad, grouchy, tricky, and yells at children.

Yep, they got me to a T.

/end sarcasm

But guys, guys, remember: there’s a War On Christianity.

And you grumpy robed goat-people are the foot-soldiers.

well the poster definitely got one thing right: all atheists do talk in comic sans.

“very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches”